"I'm falling for your eyes,
but they don't know me yet."
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This is me plain and simple.
The depths of my mind, stuck out on the internet for the world to gawk at. It ranges from everything to the moon and back.
If you don't like it, good bye.
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This is really me. I promise.
girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)
(via homoluluhawaii)
we need some new and more powerful swears
(via homoluluhawaii)
- Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
- Me: *Scrolls past*
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
(via homoluluhawaii)
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
(via why-so-fat)
